Burger (pixxidust116) wrote in 000_ratemyface,

"General" Questions:

1. Name: Rachel
2. Alias: Chochi
3. Gender: Female
4. Sex: Female
5. Location: Amherst, NH
6. Date of Employment: Three Octobers ago
7. Date of Birth: 8.19.89
8. Social Security Number: 42?
9. What you are having rated (list all): Moi
10. How did you find us?: Community searching
11. If you could, would you eat your own excrement?: I can, yet I don't.
12. hippie or fascist?: Hippie, man
13. a)Are you in any other rating communities? if so, which?:
b)Immediately resign from all other communities. This is a full-time deal.

Answer one or more (or less) of the following questions:(do not paste the questions you are not answering or 15 points will be deducted from your quarterly evaluation)

"shallow" questions section(Hawtneszs! R U teh sex??):

1. how tall are you?: 5'1. Petite
2. how anorexic are you?: not so much!
3. don't you think you could lose a few?: Doesn't everyone?
4. are you on your period?:(girls only[guys answering to be cute will be banned from 5. annual sack race]) Actually, yes. :D
5. How many hawt girlz/hawt guyz have you macked? Nope
6. How many fatties or Ugos have you macked? Denote if the reason was inebriation or pity: Nada
7. why do ugly people suck so much? *Giggles* Only the slutty ones do.
8. how many nerds have you taught through violence that they should not talk to the cools?: Through violence? I lost count...
9. why do nerds suck so much? Because they are BORING!
10. does inter"cli"q"ue" dating disgust you? If so, how much does it disgust you exactly?Yeah, huh?: Um, yeah, uh huh.
11. top 3 turn ons(answer of 'myself' gets you extra vanity points): Penis with a hot body, someone hard to get, yet somehow irresistable to my sexiness.
12. top 4 turn offs: Vaginas, men who are vaginas, easy ugly guys, stupid guys
13. do you wear thongs or no underpants at all?: Thongs. I'm on my period, remember? :)
14. a)How far off centre do you wear your baseball cap?: Why would I hide my hair under a baseball cap?
b)How far pointed up? NO!
c)Have you scraped the bill so it has frilly things and looks worn and weathered? How cheap...
15. on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest number but not neccesarily the highest rating, rate your appearance: seven or eight
16. Post a photo(of yourself): (note: blurred photos or ones that depict you looking down and away from the camera will automatically get 2 points deducted from the rating you gave yourself)

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17. When geeks, spazmos, nerds, dorks, dweebs, dorkfaces, pointdexters, dweebfaces, and non-sexyz look at you, do their eyes convey a feeling of:
a) fear
b) envy
c) Che Guevara
d) polio
e) neo-fascism
f) sexy
g) Cross Country for life!!

Envy, bitches

"deep" questions section
(prove your character through the media you read/watch/listen to):

1. What religion do you belong to(note: atheism is not a religion)(: Jews for life!
2. Everyone is agnostic now. pick something else: Kabbalist?
3. What is the first word you said this morning: I probably moaned or grunted.
4. What are your favourite books: Jodi Picoult books.
5. What percentage of them have movies made after them: ((hint: it's probably most of them you sheep[debating that you have read them before the movie was made will disqualify your from the weekly raffle])( 1/4
6. If you had the ability to end world hunger or get some awesome new shoes and you chose to 7. get the new shoes, why did you make that decision? is it because you hate poor people?: No, it's simply because the new Colhans were on sale! Maybe next week...
8. what is your philosophy on life?: Appease me and your life will be spared
9. List the music you listen to((defending anything will get you lashed until you drop)(: Alternative. Franz Ferdinand, bitches :D
10. List your favourite movies in reverse alphabetical order until you get to 'M'. then use chronological order(or don't): ...and you would actually check it?
10 1/2. Do it again, but be less Kafka-esque about it. Do I haaave to?
11. sum up your sense of humor in 1 joke or less: Your momma's so nasty that when I called her for phone sex, she gave me an ear infection
12. write a poem about death, depression, sadness, etc. without use of the word "burning": I am sad. That is bad. *grins*
13. what's up with homosexuals?: They're hot, and I want one.
14. necrophagy; misunderstood or excellent? explain: Umm, you should try it. Then you'd *really* understand.
15. list a word you are proud that you know: Malleable
16. suicide or murder?: Murder by poison on Sunday at 3AM.
17. hot or cold?((hint: cold is the wrong answer)(: Hott
18. right or left brain?: Left?
19. post a photograph of yourself in your most intellectually stimulating, possibly nude, pose:
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"Questions" no one really cares about:

1. List your hobbies: Music, refereeing, skiing
2. Favourite Colour: Pink!
3. Favourite Animal((unicorns extra count!!!!!)(: Fireflies
4. pet peeves: Eating with your mout open! Grr...
5. what is your stance on abortion?: I don't think that the gov't should limit you from killing children.
6. do you remember ((insert random object from your childhood that you think makes you cooler for remembering it)( weren't those awesome?!: Tomagotchis!
7. favourite number: auto answer 7 for hawt cools or 13 for smart deeps 13, 16, 32, 69
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